FAIRLY EXPERIENCED SWINGERS WHO ARE ALWAYS UP FOR A LAUGH SEEK NICE PEOPLE WHO DONT TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY.
DAVE IS 6FT 3INS AND IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY HAS THE PHYSIQUE OF BRAD PITT. UNFORTUNATELY IN THIS REALITY IT'S MORE LIKE PETER KAYE THOUGH TO BE FAIR HE IS A NORTHERNER. UNLIKE PETER KAYE THOUGH DAVE HAS THE HABIT OF SAYING BY 'ECK! WHEN HE ORGASMS.
AS A PRESTONIAN HE IS CONSIDERING ACQUIRING A PAIR OF FERRETS TO REINFORCE HIS LANCASTRIAN ROOTS....
ALSO AS A WATCH AND CLOCKMAKER HOROLOGICALLY INCLINED SWINGERS CAN VISIT FOR FUN AND HAVE THEIR TIMEPIECES FIXED AT THE SAME TIME..
LIZZY, FORTUNATELY IS MUCH NICER IN THE RUBENESQUE STYLEE. SEX APPEAL NEVER CAME CURVIER AND THE ABILITY TO SUCK START A HARLEY IS ALWAYS AN ADDED BONUS TO THOSE WITH COLD STARTING ISSUES.
UNLIKE DAVE SHE IS A SOUTHERNER AND HAS A BEWILDERING ARRAY OF COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG PHRASES.
LIZZY IS BISEXUAL AND IS PROUD OF IT, TO SUCH AN EXTENT YOU CAN OFTEN HEAR HER BICKERING WITH DAVE AS TO THE FINER POINTS OF ADVANCED CUNNILINGUS.. DAVE IS STRAIGHT AND NEVER EVER IS HEARD ADVISING LIZZY ON HOW TO SUCK COCK...THAT SAID HE HAS NO ISSUE WITH BI GUYS OR CLOSE PROXIMITY COCK ACTION. HE ALSO WELCOMES ANY FELLATIO DEBATE THAT LIZZY MIGHT STRIKE UP WITH THEM AS LONG AS THEY ARE PART OF A COUPLE.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WE CAN HAVE SEX WITH YET ALSO HOLD A DECENT CONVERSATION. (HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR BRAINS FUCKED OUT ONLY TO FIND THE CONVERSATION BE STRAINED AFTERWARDS??..YEAH WE HAVE TOO...).
WE ENJOY SAME ROOM FULL SWING FUN THOUGH SOFT SWING TOO ON OCCASION. WE PREFER TO STICK WITHIN THE AGE GROUP OF AROUND 28 to 50 BUT THIS ISN'T WRITTEN IN STONE SO DONT LET THAT STOP YOU SAYING HI.
BODY SHAPE TO US IS NOT IMPORTANT AS WE FIND THE RIGHT ATTITUDE SEXIER THAN MERE PHYSICAL APPEARENCE. WE LIKE TAKING PHOTO'S AND VIDEO FOR OUR OWN ENJOYMENT THOUGH AGAIN WE'RE FLEXIBLE ON THIS SO SHY PEOPLE OR MINOR LEAGUE CELEBS NEEDN'T WORRY.
WE DONT LIKE PAIN, WEE OR POO OR PESTERERSSTALKERPSYCHOSDRUNKSARROGANT SELF CENTRED PRIMADONNAS OR PEOPLE WHO THINK SWINGING IS A SERIOUS ALTERNATIVE TO STAMP COLLECTING.
OH AND SAFE SEX IS THE ONLY SEX WE HAVE!!!
WE'LL TRY TO ANSWER ALL EMAILS EVEN IF ONLY TO SAY NO THANKS. THIS IS A TOUGH LIFESTYLE TO GET A GRIP WITH SO THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS BE POLITE HOWEVER WE DON'T LIKE WINKS OR RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE TIME TO SEND A NOTE EXPECT REJECTION!!!
ALSO WE DO MEET SINGLE GUYS BUT PREFER TO CONTACT YOU AS AND WHEN. IF YOU PESTER YOU WILL GET BLOCKED - SIMPLE AS THAT!
HAVE FUN!!
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | UK, England: Staffordshire, Stafford | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bisexual | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 6in (168 cm) | 6ft 3in (190 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | Big & Beautiful |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | Shaved |
| 💍 Piercings | I've got some |