I'm a classy single lady early 40's and in need of some simple pleasures that I hope I can find here since my vibrator has broken and I can't be bothered to buy another one. I don't want to be wined and dined, I just want some fun with anyone with a sexy enough imagination to make me want it. Guys there is a way into my knickers but you'll have to figure it out. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT I EXPECT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR COCK!!! I've seen enough to last me a lifetime. You have one chance to make an imaginative approach and one chance only. It's not that difficult really. Just unlock my mind and I'll be yours to have. There's a challenge for you all! By the way my name is Susie.
PS - Flirts and one-liners get deleted straight away. I'm looking for imaginative sexy guys with unusual ideas that appeal to my horny nature, not straight licking and bonking, I have plenty of available supply to choose from on that level without having to trawl through here.
PPS - I do not respond well to being called 'hun' 'love' or 'darling' by total strangers!
PPPS - I've noticed a trend. Any username containing the number 69 is unlikely to attract my attention.
PPPPS - Poor grammar, abbreviated words, text-speak and badly presented messages all say to me that if you can't even take the time to construct a decent paragraph or two and check the spelling before sending it in the expectation that I will respond favourably, then you obviously lack the finesse required to tend to my beautifully groomed nether regions. Sorry if this offends, but I do have very high standards and only the best is good enough for me.
PPPPPS - If you make it onto my 'friends' list then it means you've captured my imagination and I am open to more dialogue it DOES NOT mean that I am willing to meet you.
PPPPPPS - please do not waste your time asking for intimate photographs of my body. I have many but they are for my lovers' eyes only and certainly not for release to you lot! I can assure you though that I have an extremely hot body as I work out three times a week at a private health club and I do not smoke, and I drink alcohol only very occasionally. In other words, I'm very fit, I'm a size 8 if you know what that means, which I doubt most of you do judging by the banal messages that I have been getting!
PPPPPPPS - It had to happen. One of your number thinks that 'size 8' means that I have a preference for 8" dicks. I am hoping beyond hope that this is a wind-up but frankly I worry. Don't they teach you anything at university these days boys? Also, I should like to clarify that my vibrator is broken because the switch has stopped working, not because I have crushed it into a shapeless mass with my super-strong pelvic muscles.
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 58 |
| Location | UK, England: Surrey, West Byfleet |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | No |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 4in (163 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved |
| 11:37 pm Friday, 6th January, 2023
Delicious, opinionated, and knows what you want. Interesting. |
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| 6:41 am Thursday, 3rd May, 2018
promise too get you a new vibrator lol |
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| 1:10 pm Wednesday, 12th September, 2018
Gorgous |