I am on a strict diet of avocado and vodka. I am very unhealthy as I faint regularly from lack of bodily fluids. Am currently seated on the toilet and I suffer from severe case of constipation. I eat avocado and also insert it into my anal cavity and use the vodka to numb the excruciating pain of inserting avocadoes into my anus. If you are a couple out there with the need to insert avocados to each others anuses for no apparent reason then join me in this excruciating adventure. We can be avocado partners.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 34 |
| Location | Australia, Victoria, Melbourne |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š¬ Smoke | Yes |
| š· Drink | Sometimes |
| š Drugs | Yes |
| š”ļø Safe Sex | Never |
| š Meet At | Your place |
| ā Body Type | Slim |
| š± Hair Colour | What hair?! |
| š¦µ Body hair | Smooth |
| š Piercings | I've got some |