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Swinger kennyrosenyc (Male) from USA, Bala Cynwyd

I never know what to write here. Well, here goes.. I have an IQ of one billion. I have discovered the Theory of Everything but I'm the only one who understands it. I am the cosmological constant that holds the very fabric of the universe together. Bill Gates is wealthy because I give him my spare change. I own the universe. I am Galactus, the Devourer of Worlds. I have broken every sports record...EVER. Arnold got his physique from doing my laundry. I am so rich I actually loaned the Earth to humanity. All of my past lovers are immortal and immune to disease from their encounters with me. Angelina Jolie settled for Brad Pitt because I wasn't interested. Megan Fox is a government experiment to try and make an ugly version of me. I can throw tennis rackets with deadly accuracy. I beat up Chuck Norris AND Mr. T to relax. Prince is one of my pubic hairs gone rogue. Johnny Depp was once lint in my belly button. And, I can cook a 20 minute brownie in 10 minutes.

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kennyrosenyc Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 54
Location USA, Pennsylvania, Bala Cynwyd
šŸŒˆ Sexuality Bisexual
šŸš¬ Smoke Yes
šŸ· Drink Socially
šŸ’Š Drugs No
šŸ›”ļø Safe Sex Always
šŸ“ Height 6ft 8in (203 cm)
āŒ› Body Type A few extra pounds
šŸ‘± Hair Colour Other
šŸ¦µ Body hair Trimmed