Flirty , charming, , cheeky , sarcastic, quick witted, slightly handsome if you drink and bottle of jack Daniels and squint , sometimes romantic, if I manage to save my last rolo its yours . . . looking for a funny lady to be silly with . . I do have three kids so if you don't like children I'm willing to sell them for the right woman :). . . . . message me if you wanna know anymore about me . . . if you don't then don't message me and I hope both your legs fall off xx :)
i dont have a type , as long as your fun, loyal, faithful and honest thats all i care about ! ! . . . . . if you message me and i dont reply dont take it personally and start sending messages about wanting to burn my house down and cutting my tally wacker off !
oh and can someone please explain the whole pouting thing you women do , its a mystery to me ;) xx
so i thought id put some stuff a few friends have said about me
friend 1, hes a w*****
friend 2, hes secretly gay
friend 3, he owes me a tenner
friend 4, he has a small penis
friend 5, he is loving, loyal, funny, and any woman would be lucky to have him oh hang on i thought we was talking about some one else . . . . stay clear hes a****
ok now i really do need a woman cause im now friendless ;)
Ive recently brought a treadmill in an attempt to get back into shape , but unfortunately its turned into the world's most expensive clothes hanger , so a nice fitness junkie to motivate me would be nice or somone strong enough to kick the shite out of me if I try to eat chocolate ;)
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 51 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| Build | Average | |
| Body hair | Natural | |
| Body decoration | Tattoos | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Location | UK, England: Gloucestershire, Stroud | |
| Drugs | None | |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | |
| Travel | Can accommodate, Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Sometimes | |