I am an artist, writer, filmmaker and candleman. I speak 38 languages, three of them from other galaxies and one that hasn't been invented yet. I run a 4 minute mile in 35.26. I compose alternative political systems in my spare time. Children trust me. I can construct exact replicas of the Challenger spacecraft using just toilet and a pair of blue curtains. I once declined an audience with the pope. I am suspicious of brown smarties.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 59 | |
| Location | UK, England: Hampshire, Winchester | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Sometimes | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
