As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar, About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box, About as subtle as a flying brick, got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum, more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs, As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm, stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher, got half the Black Forest hanging out of my armpitss as nervous as a turkey at Christmas, got a face like a squeezed tea bag, As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse, My nose is snottier than a frog in a blender, Uglier than a hatfull of assholes, As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks, As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner, As worn out as a cucumber in a convent, About as useful as a jam butty to a drowning rabbit!! YEP THATS ME!!!!
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 59 | |
| Location | UK, England: City of Manchester, Greater Manchester, Manchester | |
| π Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
