I’m un-shockable, in a kinky sort of way. What do they say “kinky is when you use the feather... perversion is when you use the whole chicken”.

Swinger funseakeruk (Male) from UK, Melksham

I'm 47 now. . . and I have more lumps and bumps than on a old fashioned abacus. . . but who's counting. Would people go and visit Scotland if it was as flat as a pancake, no I doubt it. . . . not saying that people come and visit me, but you know what I mean.
My marriage has been sexless for the last 17 years, and when I say sexless I am now a born again virgin in fact I've turned back into being a 14 years old boy again. . . . . Remembering the days of Mum's Kays catalog. . . . . I'm in the toilet looking at bikes. . . honest. .
So, I hear you say, why stay 23 years? Well, as you know, love comes in many a form, she is a good mother, no, she is a great mother, good wife, apart from the obvious, divorce has never entered it my head, nor will it.

So now, I'm just looking for a release valve, no strings attached adult fun, ok strings attached when I’m tied up, but apart from that.

Seeking Couple, Female, Male


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funseakeruk Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 57
Location UK, England: Wiltshire, Melksham
🌈 Sexuality Bicurious
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Socially
💊 Drugs No
🛡️ Safe Sex Always
🏠 Meet At Your place
📏 Height 6ft 1in (185 cm)
⌛ Body Type A few extra pounds
👱 Hair Colour Dark Brown
🦵 Body hair Shaved

Recent status updates

funseakeruk
  5:18 pm Monday, 27th April, 2015

Just moved into the area and looking for some fun......