Hello ,
I'm looking for ladies to initially chat to send e mail to and to get to know. Ideally you will be alive and breathing...with eyes at the front of your head. Also you need to be able to speak but i am willing to learn sign language at a push. When you eat..preferably you will use your mouth..but party tricks encouraged to the full.
You should be able to drink 20 pints of lager..eat a really fat kebab with a truck full of chilli sauce on..crawl home ..lie on the batrhroom floor all night long in your own vomit..THEN get up ten minutes before your due at work and still make it looking like you've been to a Health Farm for a week.
But seriously now ladies im looking for frienship and e mailingchating etc. Basically to have a laugh and maybe flirt a little. I love women of all shapes and sizescolour as long as you can say what you mean..i.e. the word cock..or pussy or fuck off..and not pussy foot around. I like strong women who can assert themselves..i like shy women who need a gentle push in the right direction..in fact i like all bloody women..God knew what he was doing when he made them...why put the clitoris in such a silly place..surely a clit on each nipple would of saved hours and hours of embarrassment for the adolescent males!!!!!!
Anyway hark at me going on like I WAS a female ffs. Listen..
Thanks for reading this and i am sorry if you are bored shitless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I eagerly anticipate any (frigin doubt it) replies.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee
DUNK.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 55 |
| Location | UK, England: Derbyshire, Derby |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š¬ Smoke | No |
| š· Drink | Socially |
| š Drugs | No |
| š”ļø Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| š Meet At | Your place |
| š Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) |
| ā Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| š± Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| š¦µ Body hair | Natural |