HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in
and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue
to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl
and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT
overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana
does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing
bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils
carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 62 |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, London |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |