I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” neither :)
NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION……. You’re dealing with the ultimate gentlemanbad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, shudder, laugh, toes curl and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!”
I love to listen to smooth jazz music as I relax on my back patio. I love to talk smack when I’m beating someone in a game of pool. I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside.
Some of my many talents
Part-Time Comedian
6ft (perfect big spoon)
Good Cook
Animal Lover
Winner of a beauty contest in monopoly
Owner of a car
Good Whistler
Gym goer(not a juiced up jock gym freak)
Muay Thai Beast
Spider killer
Best hair where i work
Im cultured in that i like imported beers and travelling(to my shack)
If you cant laugh at yourself, i probably will
Its tough being a single dad. Or so im told, i wouldnt know; i dont
I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job.
Whether its a just a coffee at a cafe or maybe a drink at a pub to break the ice, skinny dipping at brighton beach, dating, realtionship or some good old NSA fun. Rest assured a great time will be had. Open to pretty much anything. You still havnt messaged me yet????
This is your life. Do what you love, and do it often. If you dont like something, change it. If you dont like your job, quit. If you dont have enough time, stop watching tv. If you are looking for the love of your life stop; they will be waiting for you when you start doing the things you love. Stop over analyzing, life is simple. All emotions are beautiful. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Open your mind, arms, and heart to new things and people, we are united in our differences. Ask the next person you see what their passion is, and share your inspiring dream with them. Travel often; getting lost will help you find yourself. Some opportunities only come once, seize them. Life is about the people you meet, and the things you create with them so go out and start creating. Life is short. Live your dream and wear your passion. Seize the day!
Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on…I’M YOUR MAN!!!YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! If your currently smiling like a cheshire cat or laughing your arse off. You know what you need to do. Ummmm. You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! :)
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Gender | Male |
Age | 43 |
Location | Australia, South Australia, Adelaide |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
🚬 Smoke | Yes |
🍷 Drink | Socially |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
📏 Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) |
⌛ Body Type | Athletic |
👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
🦵 Body hair | Natural |