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Swinger clooneysuglytwinuk (Male) from UK, Nottingham

Just by way of a change I thought I'd create this profile a bit differently. So here's one of those "conversation with yourself" things to tell you a bit more. For the impatientlazybusyeasily bored there's a summary at the bottom, so just ignore my ramblings and scroll right on down ..

Q. So, I wasn't expecting to see you here, you'd better tell me what you're up to ..

A. OK, well after some very nice experiences meeting people through and Yahoo! Messenger, I decided it was about time I "went public" and looked to get together with some more nice people for good fun. So I'm putting this profile up.

Q. "Good fun"? That's a bit of a euphemism isn't it? I think you'd better explain a bit more about what you're interested in ..

A. Fair enough, to be blunt I'm interested in meeting couples and, it goes without saying, single females for adult fun. I'm looking for opportunities to watch and wank (I guess I'm a bit of a voyeur!), take part in threesomes and perhaps a bit of cuckolding. I enjoy good straightforward sex, and am into most things except anal and watersports. The most important thing is that everybody is comfortable with whatever goes on, and that we all have a good time.

Q. That's better. So what sort of people are you looking for?

A. Hmmm, that's a toughie. I suppose I'm looking for likeminded people who are looking for the same things as me, who will respect my limits as I do their's. I'd like to meet friendly people who are laid back about all this and who I could hold a conversation with over a pint.

Q. So what about age and looks?

A. Age and looks are not important. As I say, I am interested in meeting nice people for good sex. Size and shape do not bother me, neither does age: I have had one experience with a couple in their late 50s which I enjoyed very much.

Q. OK, but why couples? I know you're interested in single females, so what's wrong with pulling a "2 o'clock princess" on a Saturday night?

A. Good one. That's a difficult one to answer. I suppose I just find the whole thing very exciting. The fact that the couples you are involved with find it so sexy is a huge turn on in itself. I love the fact that my participation makes people horny, simple as that really. As for single females, I supppose I like girls who are dirty and willing to play out their fantasies with me and frankly they're a rare commodity at 2am Sunday morning in Ritzy's.

Q. So if you're interested in couples does that mean you're bi-sexual?

A. No. I'm straight as they come and don't have any inclination to change. But I'm no prude - just not into sex with blokes.

Q. You say you've had experience of couples before?

A. Yes, I kind of stumbled across the whole thing a few years back through the 'net, as I say mostly through Messenger and Yahoo! I discovered outdoor fun, which was really my gateway to the whole scene. I enjoyed that very much for a couple of years and used to go to Blidworth, near Nottingham, quite frequently. Lately I've found there are just too many idiots about though and that's spoiling it for everyone. Since then I've got together with a few couples through the 'net, with various levels of involvement. Any one who wants to know more can ask me ..

Q. This is all very interesting, but hadn't you better say a bit more about yourself?

A. Quite. Well, I'm S****, I'm 28 and live in Nottinghamshire. I'm 6ft6in+ with a rugby-type build - more second row than centre. I have (very) short brown hair - mostly volutarily, am of average appearance. For those of you interested in appendages, you can see the photos with this profile. I wouldn't say that I have a huge penis length-wise (about 7in) but I am reliably iformed that it is nice and thick. I'm always happy to receive second opinions :) Otherwise, I'm a professional person, educated to degree level and beyond and own my own home and car, enjoy music, films and sport - predictably football and cricket.

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clooneysuglytwinuk Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 49
Location UK, England: Nottinghamshire, Nottingham
šŸŒˆ Sexuality Straight
šŸŒŽ Ethnicity White / Caucasian
šŸš¬ Smoke No
šŸ· Drink Socially
šŸ’Š Drugs No
šŸ›”ļø Safe Sex Always
šŸ“ Height 6ft 6in (198 cm)
āŒ› Body Type Average
šŸ‘± Hair Colour Light Brown
šŸ¦µ Body hair Natural