SWM looking to meet good sane people who want to get crazy. What does that mean? It means.. If you just completed a world wide tour as a victoria secret model (I love travel want to hear all about the trip).. Or if you recently won the lottery, or a rich uncle you never met died and left you a fortune.. we totally need to talk. (if someone very close has died, please wait at least 8 weeks before contacting. As sad people bum me out)
I'm better than average looking, I think. Pretty sure I'm funnier than most.. Mother thinks so. at least funnier than the mail man.
Yeah, a few quick, things. .if meet for the first time make sure you wear nice sensible shoes. Mother has a thing for shoes and says you can tell a lot about a woman by her footwear. Mother says a lot of things these days. Things like, "dirty tramps with pierced ears go to hell." and "why do you always smell like cheese?" mother's frequently off her meds. Don't worry she'll only live with us on the weekends. Or with all that lotterydead uncle $$ we can put her in a home. Sweet!
Dig movies, read a ton, love music, taking my motorcycle into the mountains to the coast.. And hope to get my 74 caddy covertible on the road by the end of the summer (or sooner if my lottery girl wi$he$ it!) and I don't hate puppies.
As you can see I'm quite the catch, so bring your a-game, baby. (and don't be one of them uptight-y girls who gets upset if I call you baby.) you can try getting in touch or take your best guess about how to off the site.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 54 |
| Location | USA, California, Woodland Hills |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| š¬ Smoke | Yes |
| š· Drink | Socially |
| š”ļø Safe Sex | Always |
| š Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) |
| ā Body Type | Average |
| š± Hair Colour | Light Brown |
| š¦µ Body hair | Natural |
| š Piercings | I've got some |
| 7:24 pm Tuesday, 8th October, 2024
you look handsome on your profile do you mind knowing each other |