WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
* "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
* "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
* "How come it's so BIG in there?"
* "You've done this with a lotta guys before, right?"
* "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"
* (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
* (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
* "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
* "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
* "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
* "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."
Seeking Female
Is it your profile? Change your privacy settings to alter what details are showing here.
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 36 |
| Location | USA, Massachusetts, Hanscom Afb |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | No |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 11in (211 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved |