Me and my right hand have been together for almost 19 years. It's about time we part ways (not literally, this is a cheesy-ass joke of a story to get your attention), but when we do I'll be lonely. I haven't known anyone else other that Righty, except that one time I cheated on her with Lefty (this is getting way to out of HAND), so hopefully you can help. Maybe? Come one, give me a HAND here... okay I'll stop. (Story is 7% accurate).
Seeking Couple, Female
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Gender | Male |
Age | 26 |
Location | USA, North Carolina, Mills River |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight |