~~UPDATE ~~ SAD, BORING, NEED TO GET A LIFE ALCOHOLIC, SMOKER AND DEAD DEAD UNTIDY. I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR AND I AM THE ORIGINAL BILLY NO-MATES, OH YES AND I AM ALSO FULL OF SHIT.
~~UPDATE~~ MY PROFILE NOW SUCKS - I GAVE UP SMOKING - SO THAT DOESN'T COUNT ANYMORE AND GOT MADE REDUNDADANT SO THE DRINKING STOPPED .... OMG!! I REALLY DON'T HAVE A LIFE, SO I GUESS THE SAD AND BORING PART CAN STAY....ON THE PLUS SIDE I HAVE MORE TIME TO TIDY UP NOW LOL
~~UPDATE ~~ I NEVER GOT AROUND TO TIDYING UP – I FOUND EBAY - EBAY IS MY GOD. I CAN BE DEL BOY NOW AND SAY THAT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE - AND THE PIGS ARE CIRCLING THE CHIMNEY AS I TYPE THIS BALLS. THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE AROUND FOR THE NEXT THRILLING INSTALLMENT OF MY SAD BORING LIFE.
~~UPDATE ~~ STARTED SMOKING AGAIN SO I DIDNT DO TOO BAD - STILL DON’T HAVE A JOB AND THE HOUSE IS STILL A MESS.
~~UPDATE ~~ I GOT A JOB TODAY….:) PLANS TO GIVE 100% AT WORK NEXT WEEK 10% ON MONDAY 20% ON TUESDAY 30% ON WEDNESDAY 39.9% ON THURSDAY AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST 0.01 ON FRIDAY!
~~UPDATE~~ I HAD MY LONGEST SEX SESSION THE OTHER NIGHT, 1 HOUR AND 2MINS.......THEN I REALIZED THE CLOCKS WENT FORWARD !
I'M A SINGLE GUY WITH OCCASIONAL LAPSES INTO HAVING A GF ,BUT IT RARELY LASTS LONG BECAUSE I'M TOO CASUAL AND LAID BACK , AND HAVE TOO MUCH FUN..LOL.
I AM DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING FOR A GF ON HERE. NOR AM I LOOKING FOR ANY KINDA OF DRAMA.
I'M HAPPY, FLIRTY, SILLY, AND I THINK I'M MODERATELY SMART. I LIKE CLEVER JOKES DONE IN A STUPID WAY, OR STUPID JOKES DONE IN A CLEVER WAY. TWO "CLEVERS" IS HORRID, JUST SOUNDS SNOTTY. AND TWO "STUPIDS" ARE TERRIBLE. IT'S GOT TO BE ONE CLEVER, AND ONE STUPID.
I DRINK TOO MUCH, DO TOO MANY DRUGS, SMOKE WHEN I SHOULDN'T FORGET TO USE CONDOMS, AND DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS THAT ARE GUARANTEED TO MAKE ME FROWNED UPON BY 95% OF THE FEMALES ON THIS SITE ` HOWEVER, WHAT CAN I SAY!.
IF THAT DOESN'T PUT YOU OFF, SEND ME A MESSAGE OR SOMETHING. AND MAKE IT FUN (IN ANY WAY YOU FEEL YOU CAN).
ALL YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IS…HOW MUCH OF THIS DO YOU THINK IS TRUE, AND HOW MUCH IS FICTION ?
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 49 |
| Location | UK, England: City of Manchester, Greater Manchester, Manchester |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | Mixed Ethnicity |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural |