I want to meet people (ladies, girls, chicks, humans without penises) who don't sleep and know how to say 'fuck it'. I hang with criminals, weird asses, people with chips on their shoulders, and dickheads. Character's still a plus, right? Chicks who can appreciate toilet humor and tasteless wits.. I'm a big fucking kid (literally a well-endowed, sex-having, lighthearted guy). I like people who know what they want out of life (because I'm still trying to figure mine out). I want a girl I can put the sex on 6 times (before noon) only to stop and watch Curb Your Enthusiasm for the lady that plays Larry David's wife. I dig curvy italians and I wear a loose-fitting 32 inch waste, I prefer Slurpees to imported chocolates. Sugar mamas apply within.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 41 |
| Location | USA, Michigan, Detroit |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |