short, fat, nerdy fellow with a penchant for spilling coffee on myself and leaking ink on my shirt, looking for hot alien lookin chick like on star trek. i have yet to lose my virginity because the site of boobies makes me lose control. just kidding. i don't know why i am looking here but it's partially because i like to read profiles on these sites.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 49 |
| Location | USA, Michigan, South Haven |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | No |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| 🏠 Meet At | My place |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |