So….what’s in a profile description!
We are not straight, bi-curious or bi-anything! We could be straight-curious tho!!
We resent having to describe ourselves to others people’s criteria so, for the purposes of this site, we’ll describe ourselves and just plain dirty!.. there's not a category for dirty fuckers!!
Please read this BEFORE contacting us:
If your profile says you are a straight male we will not answer your messages. We will not make any exceptions to this.
We like warm, relaxed nights in with like minded people and can either travel or accommodate. We don't hold anything back, we're honest and we'd want you to be the same. We love to play slowly and sensually and we don't rush, if you feel you'd like to contact us we'd love to hear from you.
We are also looking for sexy women (can be part of a couple) who would like to have sensual arty erotic photographs taken, together with Ann or separately. If this is of interest, please let us know and we'll show you some examples
We are completely genuine, we will not meet before we have had phone chats AND seen you on cam. If you have no face pictures and do not send them to us we won't talk to you. You’ve seen our faces, lets see yours!
We have been swinging for almost 2 years and have come to recognize time wasters and those who are either not genuine (you know who you are… men posing as young girls!) or those who are cheating on their partners (sorry guys, but it’s usually you – we had a period of time where 8 of the 10 men who contacted us were married but not registered as a couple!!). It doesn’t take a genius to work out that men who can’t accommodate and who want daytime meets are cheating.
We won’t meet people who are attached and their partner does not know: we’ll know if you are: so don’t bother trying.
One other thing: we are both reasonably intelligent people and are looking for the same. We want to be able to have a free flowing conversation and to establish a mental connection as well as a physical one. We feel that both are equally important.
Finally, .. we are dirty...very dirty!....and we promise you a good time.
With love from Ann and Andy xx
Seeking Couple, Female, Male
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 43 | |
| Location | UK, England: Lancashire, Ampthill | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | Bisexual |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | Sometimes | Sometimes |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) | 5ft 9in (175 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | Slim |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Gray | Light Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | Shaved |
| 10:22 am Sunday, 7th May, 2023
Stunning 😍 wow mmmm |