Overweight, Ugly, Caveman, seeks tall, slim, blond, big-breasted, millionaire nyphomaniac to do the cooking, cleaning, ironing and washing-up whilst he's down the pub getting hammered. Expects sex when he returns, if he's able! If not due to beer consumtion, then complaints will not be tolerated!.. There I don't think that's too much to ask is it?!?
But just in case.. ermmm... Man seeks Woman for fun, frolics and Fuc.. fornication :-)
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 43 |
| Location | UK, England: Berkshire, Windsor |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Yes |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |