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Swinger UNCLEGINGE (Male) from UK, Haslemere

It’s been a hard day, you have been feeling grotty but your pal says to you “let’s go out”, after some convincing you reluctantly agree and get you’re kit off and jump in the shower. You start to clean yourself and enjoy the hot water trickling, shimmering over you’re hair, to your shoulders across back and down to you’re legs and toes. You start to have this strange feeling of deja vu, as if you were going to have a great night and maybe meet someone quite amazing. You smile and as you smile you’re hair stands on its end and you get goose pimples, you feel a pins and needles, tingling sensation of contentment & happiness flowing through yourself. You dry yourself off and call you’re pal to arrange a meeting point. After you have made yourself back into the natural beauty queen you are, you leave, feeling excited and much better about yourself and your day.
You meet your pal and walk into the local, eyes gaze and stare, as you know they always do and it was only a matter of time until some ugly looking guy approaches you and drops the cheesiest line you have ever heard. After a few drinks and a laugh with your pal, another 6 idiots come up to you and drop a few lines, yep one of them was really good looking, but after a little chat you realise that he is just another bloke with nothing to offer you other than a shrivelled limp willy.
There is a group of 5 lads staring your way, blatantly talking about you.
On her way back from the toilet, your pal tripped up and hurts her self. The lads stand there laughing and making fun out of your pal and none of them had the decency to help her back to her feet. Bam, you get pissed off, walk over to the lads and have a go at them. They just continue to laugh and now take the piss out of you.
You go back to you’re friend and order her to leave with you immediately.
Walking, shouting more upset now than you were earlier in your grotty day, your friend interrupts “how about that bar?” you want to go home but you hear a song you like coming from the bar…… Stare if you want to, Stare if you want to, but I’ve got to party, I needs me a party, I’m glade I got you and it’s alright, you’ve found you a partner, lets cut a rug up tonight…………. And you know how much you love that tune so you say,
“ok lets do it”
You walk into the club, still feeling pissed off from all those idiot men from earlier. You think to yourself “where are the decent men of the world?” you walk to the bar and grab a drink, and take a glance across the dance floor and see a guy dancing away. You can see by his movements that this guy has a real flair, a passion for life. As he dances a group crowds round to watch him as he seamlessly pulls off some of the funniest moves you have seen.
He leaves the floor and comes over to the bar to order a drink, as he approaches you, you begin to check this man out. He looks cool, in control and relaxed. He winks at you as he stands at the bar, you can’t help it, you had to smile back, he breaks the ice with ease and his deep resonating voice excites you, before you know it you are feeling a magnetic attraction to this guy. You think “who is he”, “where is he from?” and “wow, an attractive funny man, with an air of difference about him”. From your conversation you can tell that this man is attractive, well travelled, well educated, positive and you feel you can trust him. He talks with you for sometime and you both seem to giggle like school kids. He then says “I have to get back to my mates now, catch u later” and winks, leaving you feeling better than you have in a while .

Are you going to let this guy get away with that?
You don’t even know his name
The ball is in you’re court.

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UNCLEGINGE Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 45
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, England: Surrey, Haslemere
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Height 5ft 10in (178 cm)
Build Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Drink Socially
Cock/Breast size Medium
Travel Can accommodate, Will travel