Come to me you naughty girl...

Swinger Topsycrets17 (Male) from UK, Portsmouth

In the Royal Navy āš“

The length of my beard varies.

Once held the record for the youngest human alive.

Gold medalist in the 1990 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating 300 million of my brothers and sisters in the process.

Our relationship should be like the Nintendo 64. Fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it, then shoving it back in.

My maximum distance is set to 69km.

What time do you get up at Christmas?

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Topsycrets17 Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 33
Location UK, England: Hampshire, Portsmouth
šŸŒˆ Sexuality Straight
šŸŒŽ Ethnicity White / Caucasian
šŸš¬ Smoke No
šŸ· Drink Socially
šŸ’Š Drugs No
šŸ  Meet At Your place
šŸ“ Height 5ft 10in (178 cm)
āŒ› Body Type Athletic
šŸ¦µ Body hair Trimmed
šŸŽØ Tatoos I've got some