I am completely warped and twisted.
I am a deviant of the lowest order.
If I wasn't over one hundred years old, I would be locked up and they would throw the key away.
Oh, and I have a very weird sense of humour!
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 79 |
| Location | UK, England: Tyne and Wear, Newcastle Upon Tyne |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Sometimes |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural |