Well. London's a funny place.
I've found it to be the most friendly, up-close, distant, special, anonymous, personal, hopeless, inspiring town.
Hi I'm Neill Cotton. I have a tiny willy and spend most of my spare time just wanking myself silly and surfing the net to meet people like you. Surprising since I wasted so many years studying at Oxford. That's where I learnt to be such a wanker! Huzzah!
Have now moved to Kent to be closer to my Mummy and Daddy. I live in a tiny village called West Peckham (yes EVERYTHING about me is tiny apart from my beer gut!!). Please say hello if you see me as I have no friends and the friends that I do have don't really know anything about me.
You can often find me at my local pub which is the Swan on the Green drinking myself into a stupor. If I am not drinking there then I am drinking at home.
I like to live in the past as I can't stand thinking about the future. My girlfriend left me because she found out who I really was and now I need to meet more girls desperately.
Please say hello. I am desperate!
Neill Andrew Cotton
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 51 |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, West Wickham |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Yes |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Never |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Light Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Wild |