First, let’s get rid of the elephant in the room. Oh hang on, I am the elephant in the room lol. Old fart with a warped and twisted sense of humour and the Dr says that my big heart condition won’t be cured any time soon. Check me out girls, the worst that could happen is I might make you laugh.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 57 |
| Location | Australia, New South Wales, Thornton |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 💞 Relationship status | Widowed |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Sometimes |
| 🍽️ Diet | I eat everything! |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| 🤸 Exercise | Never |
| 🏠 Meet At | Anywhere |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful |
| 👁️ Eye colour | Blue |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Gray |
| 🎨 Tattoos | I've got some |
| 💍 Piercings | No, but I want some |