Wanted: Life Partner for Christmas (Naughty and Nice). No offense, but I'm looking for someone special or leads to them rather than merely something transactional.

Swinger DumbAss (Male) from Canada, Waterloo

I'm interested in meeting a woman aged 30 - 48 for lots and lots of fun and hopefully a long term relationship. I'm a fast learner and may have a taboo mindset as I want to fulfill your fantasies just as much or more than mine. I'm not into pain (unless you consider a slap on the ass pain), blood or faeces. I'm willing to experiment when it comes to pleasure and this seemed like a good place to start. I don't have a picture, but I have a dad bod at the moment and I'm starting to go bald a bit. I've started to diet and exercise as I'm looking to improve myself so who knows maybe in 6+ months I'll look more like a Jason Statham than a Jason Alexander. Just imagine that perfect sub completely helpless restrained to your bed where you can sit on his chest or face and have him eat you out as you squirt repeatedly. Then maybe off to the rides where it's your choice of a strap-on dildo attached somewhere (ie. forehead) or using a sex stool to bounce on the real deal while tugging on a leash.

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DumbAss Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 45
Location Canada, Ontario, Waterloo
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
πŸ’ž Relationship status Single
⭐ Star Sign Libra
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Sometimes
πŸ’Š Drugs No
🍽️ Diet It’s complicated
πŸ›‘οΈ Safe Sex Always
🀸 Exercise I go through phases
🏠 Meet At Somewhere Else
πŸ“ Height 5ft 10in (178 cm)
βŒ› Body Type A few extra pounds
πŸ‘οΈ Eye colour Blue
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Other
🎨 Tattoos Never!
πŸ’ Piercings Never!
πŸ–ŒοΈ Body Modifications No, but I want some