This is how my year passed by so guess you can tell what or who I am:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Hellloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 12 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..... "Duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the fokin phone.
That's my typical year, how about yours?
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 47 | |
| Location | Kenya, Nairobi Area, Nairobi | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | No | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| Friends | brinapie | |