January 2009
I wouldn't bother reading this if I were you - it's mostly drivel. Oooh! - hey! - there's some pictures in glorious technicolour below - have a look at those instead..
Click here[link] for some ancient history.
Some random facts about me..
I can be quite silly and way too colourful.
I have body hair which I remove regularly by the most painful means I can find.
I am gay and a non-op transsexual, and am out to the world. Getting there has not been, and still isn't, an easy process.
I am considerably bigger than a packet of maltesers, and considerably smaller than an elephant.
I have all the usual physical attributes one would expect, such as eyes, teeth, legs and a willy, and in general, I try to keep them more or less where they should be.
I have iconoclastic tendencies.
I will never pass as a woman, being, as I am, 95 feet tall, but I'm happy trying to make myself look pretty, and do it, in one form or another, on a more or less full-time basis.
I like bacon sandwiches, the smell of creosote, an ellipsis, the glint of sunlight on a freshly gilded surface and meercats.
I don't like narrow-mindedness or willful ignorance.
I sometimes write very bad poetry.
I'm open, honest and a loyal friend, but apparently it takes a great deal to impress me.
You're never going to get me into bed unless you can make me laugh like a hyena.
If you're faceless, showing me your cock (or worse - calling it a clitty), or a hairy girl, then please move right along - there's nothing for you here.
and finally, as Groucho Marx once said :
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"
Toodle pip!
Seeking CD / Trans, Male
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 56 |
| Location | UK, England: Shropshire, Ludlow |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Gay |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | Sometimes |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Slim |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Other |
| 🦵 Body hair | Smooth |
| 💍 Piercings | I've got some |
| 12:47 am Tuesday, 6th August, 2024
Such a striking look. But I’m mostly thinking about what you’d be like in bed.., |
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| 10:07 am Monday, 15th March, 2021
Delicious. xxx |