Oh Hello...I'm new to all this, so am just working out the lie of the land here and am finding my feet...will come back and add to this profile later, when there's a lull in the storm...
Er, I don't really know what else to say here, so think I'll just quote Woody Allen on this one.
Diane Keaton: But sex without love is just a meaningless and empty experience.ā
Woody Allen: (Coughs) Ahem, yes, but as meaningless and empty experiences go, it's probably one of the best."
P.S. Um, I guess my fetishes are experimenting with fizzy sherbet powder (you add water to it and it fizzles and tickles your skin - you can get it in your local sweet shop - andor Creamola Foam is also fab), purple lightbulbs (fab romantic accessory), quoting some lyrical poetry...guess that's about it...oh, and I like cracking jokes, too...and for the other person to crack jokes in return.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 60 |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Aberdeenshire, Aberdeen |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| š¬ Smoke | No |
| š· Drink | Socially |
| š Drugs | No |
| š”ļø Safe Sex | Always |
| š Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ā Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| š¦µ Body hair | Natural |