He caught me in his knicker drawer,
I woulda run, but he blocked the door.
This awkward scenario I hadn't planned,
Caught with his knickers in my hand,
And with a pair upon my head,
Jumping up and down on his bed.
As he stood there, at the door,
I saw his bottom jaw hit the floor.
Then he started to grind her teeth,
Caught red-handed: a knicker thief!
Seeking Couple, Male
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 61 |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Glasgow, Glasgow |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved |
| 💍 Piercings | I've got some |