If my profile is clever enough to tempt you to message me then good luck, you must be mad haha :)

Swinger Mikey07roofer (Male) from UK, Bristol

My rules are:

1. Make a girl laugh.
2. Always be a gent.
3. Never forget the first 2 rules

Not writing about myself as face to face is how it should be done in my eyes!! (I'm chatting complete waffle, just can't be bothered to write bullsh*tto try and impress anyone) ;)

My Perfect date would be a girl that takes care of her appearance, confident, can hold her own & independent, funny & loves banter! Not too much to ask... Jeez, I might as well tell you what shoe size you must be & how to live your life!! :)
so if I haven't bored you to the point where you have gone into a Mikey induced coma and dribbling down your chin, send me a message and I'll try to keep your ass awake and entertained!!! (takes a bow and walks out feeling cool.... Then runs back for me iPhone) haha beltor, just waffling on again!!! Oh and your now at the profile finish line :) x

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Mikey07roofer Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 39
Location UK, England: Avon, Bristol
🌈 Sexuality Straight