A lifetime of debauchery has yielded a wealth of knowledge about stimulating the female erogenous zones and genitalia. I know where your G spot is and what to do with it. Women respond best to simultaneous oral stimulation of the clitoris and manual stimulation of the G spot. Unless the male has an extraordinarily long tongue or a snake for a dick or both, it's very difficult to penetrate a woman and lick her clitoris simultaneously; I know, I try at every opportunity I get. Sometimes women become alarmed when I attempt to arouse them in this manner, and it amazes me how a naked woman can pull a can of mace or a tazer out of thin air. Obviously, being maced or tazed while attempting coitus changes the mood somewhat adversly, especially if I lose continence or flatulate uncontrollably as often happens when one is tazed mercilessly. Sometimes ladies are curious where my gyrations will lead and often a grand time is had by all concerned...but it's been a while since that has happened. I now realize the anatomic impossibility of simultaneously stimulating a woman orally and penetrating her with my pudgy penis. I now use my fingers delicately, or a personal vibrator, or a dildo. Other devices like chopsticks are not so good...Ladies love the effect of dual stimulation and it is best effected by them sitting astride my head. This allows me to administer to them for a much a longer period of time, as the position puts less stress on my neck, and it keeps me from being injured, possibly seriously, if the lady likes to clamp down tightly on my head with her thighs and go into a crocodile death roll when she cums...it happens, maybe it can happen for you.
Seeking Female
Has Blog: Let me do it to you, I will go where no man has gone before. . . hopefully NOT!.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 74 |
| Location | USA, Hawaii, Honolulu |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | Asian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic |
| 🦵 Body hair | Smooth |