Extremely average lookinng, short, lazy, bone idle layabout seeks stunning page 3 type nymphomaniac female to reinvigorate his dowdy life.
Ok, maybe I'm setting my standards a little high! Here goes a more accurate version: Mid 30s guy in SW london is seeking a female or couple to have some fun with. I'm married (although obviously not happily!) so discretion is required and assured. Can be a little geeky at times, especially when the conversation turns to cars or computers - so avoid these if you want scintillating conversation! Interests include music, film and running. Currently listening to a lot of Radiohead and LemonJelly. Favourite films include Amelie, Casablanca (can be a bit of a sad romantic!) and any Coen Brothers films (esp Fargo). Anyway, if you want to have a laugh one evening, get in touch. Bye Jon.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 54 |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Kingston Upon Thames |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 6in (168 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Slim |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Light Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural |