Im Captain Jack Sparrow...
Well, im not, but it made you look I'll bet.
I'd give good money to have Johnny Depp's looks, or I'd give my looks to have Johnny Depp's money (One of the two, I can never remember. Having real short term memory problems at the moment)
Anyway, Ive lost track of what I was doing.. Nurse the screens! He's having one of his fits again..
Right, down to cases.. Im 34, divorced, 5'8" and just out for a bit of a giggle.. So if you fancy a no strings, relaxed evening of talking nonsense, mocking the afflicted and generally tweaking the nose of the spindly killer fish, drop me a line..
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 54 |
| Location | UK, England: Staffordshire, Marchington |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | Sometimes |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! |
| 🦵 Body hair | Wild |
| 💍 Piercings | I've got some |