4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 41 |
| Location | Pakistan, Punjab, Faisalabad |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Gay |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | Asian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 4in (163 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural |