Good-looking ex-Royal Navy Welsh Sailorboy with absolutely no gay tendencies ... although my boyfriend has! :)
Well apparently I'm supposed to talk about me, my hobbies, interests etc. but everybody writes the same so lets start off by being frank...but don't ever call me Frank!
I'm confident and spontaneous but also a nice guy. When I say nice, I mean a genuine and honest guy who gets the occasional urge to be unfaithful and finds it difficult to avert his eyes from top quality eye candy in busy shopping areas.
I am also a professionally qualified Spider Catcher offering a FREE home visit to all responents compatible with my profile. Please be assured that all spiders are carefully removed from the premises and relocated at a spider scantuary far far away.
Even when I'm whistling i'm lying. I can't even lie straight in bed. I am also really careful with my money and won't even spend Christmas. I even have a tin of beans on a Wednesday to have a bubble bath on a Thursday.
I am terrified of heights to the point where if I put on an extra pair of socks I go dizzy.
I have no kids but I love practicing ... well none have come knocking on my door yet. If they do I just hope they are no longer in full time education.
I don't always have my pics up cos one or two of my ex's are on here and if they get wind of my antics they'll have my balls in a vice and give me a right good stalking to. If you have a face only a mother could love I would still reply ... cos I'm that kinda guy!
I have been fortunate enough to travel the world and seen some amazing and awful things in my life. I am really a very happy, kind, generous and caring guy who loves to laugh a lot ... even when the situation is supposed to be serious!
If our interests are compatible then msg me. If not, then you can still msg me provided that you are over 90 and minted, in extremely poor health and have fallen out with the rest of your family.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 58 |
| Location | UK, Wales: Monmouthshire, Gwent, Cwmbran |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Muscular |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural |
| 🎨 Tattoos | I've got some |