OK.. The last "Profile" I wrote was ridiculed by some of my closest friends (we were drunk and reading it.) Although all of it was true, I have to admit it was pretty damn funny (at least while under the influence of large amounts of alcohol.) So, anyway, here is my second attempt. I consider myself smarter than the average person. I have always been the type of person to make friends with anyone and everyone I meet.. until I realize someone an idiot, and then they're history. I am easy to get along with and once you've gotten past my shy outer shell, you'll have a hard time shutting me up. Making myself laugh at the expense of my close friends is one of my favorite past-times.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 50 |
| Location | USA, California, San Francisco |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |