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Swinger GleefulBreeze (Male) from Nigeria, Benin-city

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I shouldn't really be telling you this, but when I play basketball, I make more shots than a bartender. And when I play football, I score in places like the bond market. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Frankie & Benny's, the entire menu changes to 99p. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 5'9" on paper but 6'6" when you tickle me. When you meet me you will think I am a rockstar who lost his guitar. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind.

You're not going to believe it but I party like its 1999. I am Nigeria's next top model on the inside. I never perspire; my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money because of my African genetics. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favourite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical christmas trees. I eat soup. I'm a go-getter; I sleep once a day. Basically, I rock.

"Be naughty - save Santa a trip" - Unknown

'Show me the rules of the game, and I'll show you how I'm gonna win' - Unknown


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GleefulBreeze Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 36
Sexuality Straight
Location Nigeria, Edo, Benin-city
Ethnicity Black / African / Caribbean Descent
Height 5ft 9in (175 cm)
Build Athletic
Hair Black
Body hair Natural
Drink Socially
Smoke No
Drugs None
Cock/Breast size Large
Safe sex Always