Your kidding right? OK, well.. who wants a hot date with a man who's hung like a field mouse? Someone who's palms sweat at the thought of merely kissing a woman. Someone who is so terribly insecure that he can't meet women any other way than this miserable web page. Someone who locks his keys in his car on a regular basis. Someone who at the mere thought of sex immediately puts on a condom.. for phone sex? Sheesh what a looser. Now who in their wildest dreams ever rubbed one off thinking 'bout someone like that? I mean, this person actually knitts scarfs for Christmas presents! So, care to have dinner (there I said it) or drinks sometime (god, I'm so nervous) maybe send an email to me with your email address so I can respond. Now all I've got to worry about is what to say should someone actually write me.. oh god..
Ideal Person:
What am I looking for in a person..? Well, a heartbeat would be a good starting place. Then maybe hair.. yeah, hair would be good too. Perhaps legs, yup I like legs. They make getting from place to place so much easier, especially when you leave your jet pack at home. Confidence.. (oh, now I'm really on a roll!) yeah, I like a woman with confidence. I mean, at least one of the people in a relationship should have some.
Boobs.. yeah, I would like a woman to have boobs. Expereience (yeah, roll on brother) yup, I like a woman with some experience. All you 21 year olds that have been beating my door down.. get away! Again like confidence.. someone in a relationship should have some experience and you 21 year olds simply don't. Oh yeah, and they should have a place of their own, I mean I do.. kinda, but Mom doesn't like it when I have sleepovers so if you have a place of your own that would be cool. A car would be nice, I mean my bicycle has a basket in front but.. if it's not too much to ask a car would be nice. A sense of humor would be good too.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 59 | |
| Location | USA, Virginia, Richmond | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Sometimes | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
