Context. Alan is trying to avoid a fight in the petrol station.
Quote. The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 38 |
| Location | UK, England: Stockport, Greater Manchester, Stockport |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Smooth |