Despite looking fairly serious, I suffer from a condition that prevents me taking anything seriously, and consequently have one of the top five senses of humour in the Western Hemisphere, as voted by you , the public.
I'm a bi-acting straight-curious gay guy or something and I am 6'4" tall, with a knob to match (by which I don't mean my penis is also 6'4" tall, I just wanted to include a knob-gag) and I am large enough to create an attractive gravitational lensing effect on nearby photons (physics joke, don't worry).
I just love TVs so much! (except hairy, pantie wearing mingers, to whom I can only grudgingly offer a modicum of respect*) so if you are even remotely interested in finding out how much "so much!" is then fill in the application form not provided below and brace yourself for sex & drugs & cock & hole so outrageous it's amazing it's legal. (terms and conditions apply)
Actually it's not amazing that it's legal, it's a barefaced lie that it is. Oh well, I'm sure it's not the only lie in a TV site profile
Terms and Conditions
* the HPW must remain a minimum of 5m away from me and avoid making direct eye contact** at all times in return, I won't tell their wife or enforce ws
** as opposed to 'indirect' eye contact, which, to be honest I doubt even exists, unless it means looking in a mirror first or something. Frankly, who cares. If you've read this far there is something wrong with you***
*** honestly, there is.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 56 | |
| Location | UK, England: Lancashire, Chorley | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bisexual | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | Sometimes | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 3in (190 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural | |
| Friends | DanielleTV1, nikigee, 23bicdLiverpool, Gayle, yungass20, stephytranny, candipop | |