im a 23 year old transvesite who's looking for some fun!
ALL ABOUT ME! :
-i live in a one bedroom, detached caravan with my gorgeous chinchilla 'spunky' who is just fab to be honest!
-i enjoy bird calling, russian belly dancing, walks along the beach at night with spunky and ice-skating novels
-in my spare time i like to collect toe nail and nasal hair clippings. some people ask for money on the street, not ME! i ask for toe and nose clipping! and once a man gave me his eyeball!
-painting my chinchillas nails is a PASSION of mine, i find it highly amusing and i love painting his nails in a variety of different colours!
-i love singing out my caravan window to the passers by, some people say i have the voice of gary glitter! me and my chinchilla sometimes serenade together! we make quite the double act!
-i spent my life savings on a hand blender so i could blend all my toenail clippings and nasal hair into a morning smoothie! mm YUM!
-i used the left overs to knit myself a pair of ugg boots and i'm working on a poncho just now
ALL ABOUT SPUNKY:
-spunky the chinchilla is my life! i dont know what i'd do with out him!
-people have said he's a dead lookalike of ronaldo!
-i use his head as a bongo drum as his head gives off a great jamaican sound when i hid it repeatedly
-he can talk! we always talk together, except nobody else can hear him!:
-he has more friends than me, because he's quite pally with the mole outside our caravan
-spunky has a rare condition in which it gives him big boils on his head and genitles! i have to pop them back in otherwise he might explode!
-i LOVE HIM! end of!
CHOW FOR NOW DARLINGSS!!! MWAH MWAH XX XX XX
Seeking CD / Trans, Male
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 80 |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Aberdeenshire, Inverurie |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | Middle Eastern |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Yes |
| 💊 Drugs | Yes |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Never |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 10in (208 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful |
| 👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! |
| 🦵 Body hair | Wild |