Hiya as my profile title suggest this is just me. I’m not a fake, I am real, I do talk to people and I do reply to every message. Rite since that’s out the way.
I’m 21, 5”11, quiet a big bloke but not HUGE, im an honest person and have no time for any one that doesn’t have respect for there fellow human being.
Sorry I started to go off on a little rant there but im back on track now, I like to have fun and I love to make people laugh, bearing that in mind here’s a few jokes.
What do you call a hooker that’s fallen in the gutter? .. A ho down
What’s the difference between a blonde and the titanic? ……… you know how many men went down on the titanic
How dose an Essex girl turn the light off after sex? ……… she shuts the car door
And finally why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? ……. She kept on throwing out all the W’s
Rite if that hasn’t got your sides splitting then I have many many more, ok I thank you for reading this and I hope I haven’t bored you to much and have sparked an interest in me lol.
Just one more thing, it’s been emotional!
Seeking CD / Trans
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Gender | Male |
Age | 38 |
Location | UK, England: Greater London, Bromley |
🌈 Sexuality | Bisexual |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
🚬 Smoke | Yes |
🍷 Drink | Socially |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes |
🏠 Meet At | Your place |
📏 Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) |
⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
🦵 Body hair | Natural |