Hi there,
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls with my bare hands.
I have been known to remodel corvette engines on my lunch break making them much more fuel efficient.
I write award winning soap operas.
I have been known to tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike tuba playing.
I can cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.
I was scouted by the NY Mets as a bat boy.
I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
Critics world wide swoon over my original line of Corduroy evening wear.
My deft flower arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
I can hurl tennis racquets at small objects with deadly accuracy.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.
I sleep once a week, and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.
The laws of physics do not apply to me.
On weekends, to let off steam,! I participate in full contact orgami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.
I can make extraordinary four course meals using only a microwave and a toaster.
I breed prize winning clams.
I have played MacBeth, performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
I have advised Presidents, Princes and Kings
But I have yet to master the art of breathing through my ears, but I do practice every chance I get.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 67 |
| Location | USA, Tennessee, Munford |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes |
| 🍷 Drink | Yes |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |