Handy with a camera in the NE

I need some pics taken for my profile .  My last attempt was embarrassingly black lack of lighting and back and forwards...its hot work.  So if any one can help out i would be happy to pop round and strike a pose or two I have camera tripod all that stuff just please focus and press the button for me.  Call it charity, call collusion, call it what you will but call it very kind and helpful.

TY Sadie (sometimes) (??)