Premature

A guy went to the doctor complaining of premature ejaculation. The doctor said "When you think you're gonna shoot your load.....fire a staring pistol....the shock will make you pull back and last a lot longer"
The next day the doctor is called to A&E where the patient is laying bandaged.
"What happened?" asked the doc
"Well"....said the guy...."We were in a 69 and I was about to cum so I fired the starting pistol. She shit on my face, bit my bell end off and the next door neighbour burst out of the wardrobe with his hands up!"
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