Osama

Osama bin Laden was sat holed up in a cave in Tora Bora waiting to be captured. He sat and started scraping about in the dirt while he thought and eventually dug up a small vase. He rubbed the dust off and a genie popped out.
"I grant thee one wish for my freedom" said the genie
bin Laden thought and said "This is a map of the locations of my enemies. They're closing in on me. can you destroy them all?"
The genie took a long breath and said "Even genies have a limit to what they can do mate. Try something else"
bin Laden thought again then said "When I lived in London I was a massive Arsenal fan. Can you help the Gunners win the European cup?"
The genie thought again then said "Lets have another look at your map"
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