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A bloke dropped his trousers at the doctors to reveal a massive hoop that looked like an open dustbin
"What the hell happened?" asked the doctor
"I was on safari" said the bloke "and an elephant shagged me"
The doctor looked puzzled and said "But an elephants penis is long and thin and wouldn't make that big a hole"
The bloke looked embarrassed and said "He fingered me first"
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