Let's celebrate Kissmas - Rude Riddles

10:07 am Tuesday, 7^th December, 2021

Welcome, one and all, to the first day of our steamy seasonal celebration! Stick around for the next to weeks and find plenty of filthy, fun ways to fill your stocking as we find out who's been extra naughty...

We're kicking things off with a wild game of wit: Rude Riddles! Can you decipher our seasonal-themed "Who am I?" questions, based on our kinky clues below?

1) I stand erect, I have wood and you love to dress me when i'm naked... What am I?

2) I have meat, I'm a dirty bird and you love to stuff me and cover my breasts in your juices... What am I?

3) I am hard, slightly bent and I taste sweet when you lick me... but I will make you sticky! What am I?

4) I am filthy and hard and Santa loves to go down on me, if i'm not blocked up... What am I?

5) I am hairy, I have a full sack and I only come once a year... Who am I?

6) You make me hard and lick my creamy frosting before you devour me with my legs wide open... What am I?

Think you've got them nailed? Simply leave a comment below with your list of answers and see if you can solve the Rude Riddles...

Merry Kissmas!

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