Here's a good one from the internet:
2:39 pm Wednesday, 19th June, 2013
At a party a guy cornered a girl and whispered something in her ear.
"You filthy pervert!" she shrieked and slapped his face. "What on earth makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that to me?"
Then her eyes narrowed and she said, "Unless you're the bastard who stole my diary..."
